Today Clint and I had to give talks in our ward. And so of course about an hour before church I got this gigantic mosquito bite on my forehead! The little jerk was trying to keep me from giving my talk. I came upstairs to show Clint, who said, "its no big deal..." Oh PLEASE! I have a welt the size of a quarter on my forehead! He said, "I wish it happened to me instead of you, because it really wouldn't bother me." I disagreed. I think any self respecting person would be a little self conscious to have a third eye in the middle of their forehead, especially when having to stand in front of a large crowd of people. Well a moment later, Satan the mosquito was foiled when I remembered that I could part my hair on the opposite side. My bangs saved the day. The End.
9 comments:
FUNNIEST blog post ever! I love that you named the mosquito satan!!! I agree with you any self respecting person would be bothered with having that on their forehead!
That is nasty bite. Thank goodness for bangs!
hahaha, I'm glad your genius saved the day. That is an amazing bite.
are you sure that is a bite and you didn't get hit by a baseball bat? I can't believe that thing. I am sure you covered it well with the bangs. I was actually walking in the hall after my ward and I heard Clint talking. It took me a few minutes to realize that he was giving a talk and I could hear him over the speakers. HA!
I just can't believe that you posted the picture.
LOL!!! Hope that goes away soon! :)
That is one huge mosquito bite! Wow, that's horrible timing, but I'm glad you were able to cover it up and go out in style!
O my heck laurie! that looks more like somebody hit you with a baseball bat!! IM going to Utah tomorrow want to join me?!
Hee, hee, hee! Mom showed me that picture on her phone. Ouch. I've had mosquito bites on my face before of that same magnitude. I'm right with you--I don't like to go out in public with that kind of action on my face either. Sadly, I don't have bangs. If I tried to use my hair to hide it, it would look like a giant comb-over. Then you'd have to ask which was worse--the mosquito bite or the comb-over.
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